FIRST LOOK: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in PASSENGERS

Yeah, you totally clicked for Jennifer Lawrence in the swim suit, don’t lie to me!

Passenger is a Sci Fi story about what would happen if they cloned Jennifer Lawrence so she could be in every Hollywood movie this year… okay I lie. What this movie is about is a romantic meet cute INNN SPAAAAACEEEE

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When SHIIIT HITS THE FAAAAAANNNN…

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Yeah, gas giants and messing up gravity doesn’t exactly get me in the mood to for having dinner, but apparently ensuing disaster gets those two ready to pick out curtains. Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence were meant to be in stasis for a hundred years while their ship they travel to a new planet to start a new life (2016 certainly has that effect on people) , but alas something goes wrong and the two of them wake up, only to find that something is disastrous is happening with the ship.

First off, the water effect looks amazing and it makes me wish that Katara could have pulled that shit in ATLA. Imagine if she drowned the fire nation in one of those balls? Well, it would probably not be suitable for kids anymore, and probably why I’m not a director- but that bit was cool. I suspect it’s the best bit in the whole movie.

Less cool was when they changed scene and we got the romance. Oh God, the romance. The dialogue ‘We’re on a date’ ‘ very nice’  Took you long enough to ask’ in the most artificial way possible. When Pratt’s character got the robot to give her that love note, I was thinking ‘seriously, mr Robot, do you want to give Ms Lawrence some cheese with that note?’I’ll admit I really don’t like the romance genre, but I can get on board if it’s nuanced and has really well written characters. However, this looks like a very cookie cutter couple with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence playing Hollywood Romantic leads rather than feeling like actual people. So far we have melodramatic declarations of love, cheesy declarations of love, the much older guy of course (Pratt is 11 years older than Lawrence), and with all the action and the time period there’s no way it’s going to develop in a natural way and will probably be ‘sass first and then insta love.’

Maybe the action will save the romance, but thus far I’m not sold. So far, the cutesyness really doesn’t go with the action and it undermines the stakes, and it looks like a sci fi with a romance sub plot tumor as the focus of the film. This could just be a marketing ploy however: the romance to draw the Twilight fans and the action to draw the Martian and Star Wars fans. But as of yet, neither the romance or the action looks good enough to draw me in.

Also, the scene with that robot slamming its head on the bar and sliding it along the surface? Totally becoming a gif that will feature heavily in the upcoming year.

 

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