My legs were aching. My heart worked harder than it had ever done before, but it didn’t matter. I had her- the mermaid curled against my chest.
“Get back here!” cried Father John, “She’s not human! Such a union will be cursed!”
“We’re in love! That’s all that matters.”
I dove into the ocean- opened my eyes…saw my shimmering tale. My heart soared. We could be together.
Miriana was smiling. I looked at her pretty face, at her naked breasts- I pulled her against me…kissed her neck, her chest, slid my hands down her…down her… I paused
“Umm… honey.” I said , “How do we…”
“Oh silly.” She said. “Not like that!”
“We mate by linking fins.”
“Are you kidding me!?”
“What’s the problem.” she said, “It’s just breeding.I mean, it’s not like it’s fun.”
My blood turned cold- and not just because I’d turned myself into a reptile.
“Andrew,” said Miriana, “Why are ?”
My body was shaking. My scream echoed through the whole ocean.
“Curse you Father John!”